compost & Conjure

Out with The Old, In with the new

So how is your 2026 going?

The ongoing pandemic, the daily stream of war and genocide on our screens, and the fallout from the 2024 elections are still shaping us. We are living through the brutal costs of capitalism and hyper-individualism. We’re still witnessing how deeply those in power cling to systems that harm us, how quickly the machinery of government can be twisted against the very people it should protect. And yet, these cracks are also opportunities—chances to weave tighter bonds in our communities, to root deeper in solidarity.

Arundhati Roy, in the early days of the pandemic, wrote that “the pandemic is a portal.” I keep coming back to that. We are still between worlds: not quite “business as usual” (thankfully—that’s what got us here), and not yet fully inside something new. But we can feel it—something more just, more sustainable, more celebratory, more connected—buzzing at the edges, waiting to be made real.

So what does it take to step through the portal? What do we need to carry forward, and what do we need to shed? Maybe you already sense it, humming in your body. Maybe you can’t name it, but you feel it sparking under your skin.

This ritual uses breath as the vehicle, and self-pleasure as the tool, to close the door on 2026 and open the one into 2027.

out with the old

Let’s be honest: 2026 has been some bullshit. You lived it—you don’t need me to list the headlines. Grief, rage, terror, disappointment, loneliness, bewilderment—they’ve all had their turns running the show. And carrying that heaviness into a new year makes it hard to connect—with ourselves, with each other, with the Divine.

On the last Saturday of the year, we’ll release the muck from our energetic bodies. We’ll give it back to the Earth, where it can compost into something that feeds us instead of weighing us down.

In WITH THE NEW

Who do we want to be in 2027? What do we want to grow—in ourselves, in our communities, in the wider world? What seeds are we planting, and what harvest are we working toward?

On the last Sunday of the year, we’ll celebrate stepping into the New. We’ll gather up the fertile soil of what’s been composted and plant our seeds of change, clarity, and commitment.

What is an Erotic Ritual?

We’ll be using self-pleasure to raise the energy necessary to do this spiritual work.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE RITUAL?

Rituals do not run strictly in “mundane time”, but here is the basic structure

• Land Acknowledgement

• Ancestor Invocation

• Blessing

• Introductions

• Break

• Energy Build through breath & self-touch

• Focused Energy Beam

• Vision Journey

• Sharing

• Close

Cameras can be on for first 4 parts of the ritual, and will then be shut off after Introductions,

When is the ritual

Compost:
Saturday, December 27—2pmPST
Conjure:
Sunday, December 28—2pmPST

Registration Rates
InCLUDING TICKETING FEES

Choose based on your real economic situation, not just your salary. Debt, dependents, cost of living, savings, access to family money - all of it matters. If you have wealth, pay at Savanna Tier to support accessibility for those who don't. (Detailed tier guidance in the FAQ.)

$129 Savanna Tier
$99 Meadow Tier
$69 Garden Tier
(The ritual is designed to have 2 parts, but if you can only attend one day let me know)

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